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September 23, 2006

and many more.

Miss Saigon's birthday party is tomorrow. Miss Saigon may be the only person on the planet who started out as a baby and grew up to be an abortion.

In 2004, to attend Miss Saigon's twenty-first birthday party, The Husband left our house at 7:30 on Sunday morning and returned at 1:00 on Monday morning. The next day, I asked him to move out.

It irks me that Miss Saigon's birthday is so close to mine, but what can I do. I expect Miss Saigon gets better birthday presents than I do (for my fiftieth birthday last year: nothing), but I try not to dwell on it; except, of course, here.

There is nothing I can do about the fact of Miss Saigon, and there is no way to undo the damage done by Miss Saigon's presence in our lives via The Husband. The only solution is to go on. Herself suggested that we make Miss Saigon a cake and put exploding candles on it, which made us laugh when we pictured Miss Saigon attempting to blow them out. Kaboom. The end.

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